1) Smert Gun: Stands for Synaptic Made Electronic Rife Test. Has a Stealth setting, a recon setting, a burst fire setting, a burst fire setting, a bayonet setting, and even an obfuscation setting.
Note: gun’s settings
On Stealth: It loudly announces it’s stealthing.
On Recon: It suggests that you throw it down the hallway and it’ll tell you what it sees.
On Burst Fire: Expends its entire magazine when it is switched into that mode. Note it fires it as soon as it’s in that mode, not whenever the trigger is pulled.
On Bayonet: it makes the entire gun sharp and hard to hold.
On Obfuscation: It asks cryptic questions and demands %*#@&*% 2) Laser Sword: Click the end and it will eject a stream of photons that form a bar. Another click and it turns off. Treat as Melee with other gm stipulations.
Note: The beam doesn’t stop until it runs into something. Usually a wall. 3) Force Field belt: Click the button on the front and a small forcefeild is produced with humming noises.
Note: nothing can get through the forcefield so it’s entirely black (no light) and entirely quiet (no sound) Note user may suffocate to death with time. 4) Toolbox: A rapid prototyping system that allows someone to build anything it can design and fit in the machine. Size 1ft by 1ft by 1ft.
Note: Things constructed this way will be somewhat too goddamn flimsy. And will have a sticker on the side that says made in china. 5) Heli Pack: A backpack with a massive propeller on the back of it. Turn on by losing the ripcord.
Note: Causes the person to rotate and/or vomit while operating it. 6) First Aid: A pack with a massive plus on the front. Instructions read press the button and step away to await healing.
Note: Releases a tiny robot that knocks out the user and covers the person covered in bandages. Your mileage may vary. 7) Tractor/Repeller beam: It has two settings towards and back. The max weight listed is 10 clones.
Note: Fires an equal yet opposite force on the user. 8) The LIGHT: Looks like a laser pistol,
Note: But instead of a laser diode tube. There is instead a LED bulb on the end. For use as a flashlight only. 9)Experimental Grenades: Roll 3d6. No freaking telling what they might do.
Note: Possible grenade types.
3-Improbability
4-Thermite
5-Poison
6-Tac nuke
7-Mutagenic
8-Warp vortex
9-Cluster
10- Smrt Bombs
11- Bunker Buster
12- Depression
13 -Paint
14-Sleep
15-Really COOL!!!
16-Fear
17- Cryogenic
18- History Eraser 10) Tesla Boots: At the push of a button will exclude a high mag field.
Note: No ability to turn off, force too strong to lift boot off metal. Shoelaces not included. 11) The Force Shield: Looks like an umbrella, but it’s a lot more scientific than that.
Note: Lets you shoot out of the umbrella, and can function as a parachute for the brave. 12) Reinforcement gun. A sniper rifle with an experimental personality matrix, it’s actually quite pleasant.
Note: Fires tiny I beams. Also the Gun gives compliments. If the user becomes depressed the gun may self-destruct. 13) JAM: Weird pinkish jam in a jar, can only be opened once.
Note: Unleashes a pink sludge that jams electronic equipment nearby.
Note: Sludge is rapidly self replicating and can rapidly flood a sector.
Note: Eats nearly all organic matter.
Note: Weakness to a mysterious substance known as peanut butter. 14) Al-Kea Catalog: Stands for Alpha- Kiosk of Easy Attributions. A catalog full of furnishing things that can be ordered for fairly cheap prices. There’s an insta delivery scanner taped to the side of it. Scan an item in the catalog to order it. Put the scanner on delivery mode to send it somewhere. Reloaded by putting money in the scanner.
Note: Material seems kinda shoddy and arrive only in their base components. 15) Myopia Focuser Gun: A high powered laser gun clad in thousands of buttons with a smart AI built in. Treat as an ordinary laser gun right up until a successful check by one is made. Gun appears to have a helpful and friendly AI installed with several hundred retractable focusing lenses installed.
Note: On hit the user experiences perfect 20/20 vision. 16) Dumbwaiter: A box roughly the size of a microwave, has the ability to make any kind of food provided it has the ingredients and the prep time.
Note: many of these ingredients are Treasonous. Has a list of things on the inside which are not allowed to be put inside Dumbwaiter. Internal AI sounds like jeeves. 17) Deployable tank: A light battle tank designed for instant use. Pull the tab and throw it where it needs to go. Tank is controlled by a less than friendly AI and it is advised not to get in it’s way.
Note: A massive water jug on treads. 18) Railgun: A large gun the size of a Toolshed with a laser sight attached. When fired, all the breakers flicker and immediately summons a construction crew to repair any damage.
Note: Gun summons a work crew to create rails, which lead to large rail mounted mortar. 19) Data Overload grenades: A set of grenades that will overload the target with sensory information. Synaptic Pressure Attack Mechanism.
Note: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam, glorious spam, glorious spam. 20) Rapid Blueprinter: A printer that can rapidly produce a drawing of anything the user thinks about.
Note: The printer then sends this to the person in front of them. No matter how embarrassing. 21) Acoustic EXtreamE: A metal stick with a hollow body attached with several strings attached. Whenever the strings are distubered, a shrieking noise is heard out of any nearby speakers hooked up to Friend Computer.
Note: User may become deaf. 22) Transmogrifier: A cardboard box with several settings that looked like they were written by an infrared on too many pills. No idea what happens when you go through. Some of the settings include: Dupe! Beg? Merg& BEGGER!
Note: A tiger with a gun is forcing me to fill out the notes log. 23) Enemy Mine: A single use dart that can be fired at a living foe (no robots). Said foe now understands your viewpoint and the actions you’ve decided to make along the way and may see themselves in a new light. Maybe laserlight.
Note: Several Treasonous organizations have been uncovered with this. Mostly that of the person who fired it. 24) Debugger: A debugging tool found at the back of a supply closet, the folks at R&D added a handle and trigger mechanism.
Note: It’s an industrial strength flypaper dispenser. If the roll is bungled everyone gets covered in flypaper and it’s 2 successes to get out. 25) Invisibility Sign: It’s a hologram projector that makes you invisible. Took the folks at the psych department ten generations to figure out.
Note: It projects a holographic sign that says several pre-recorded messages such as, do you have any spare credits? 26) Cellphone: Will likely be given to the team leader. Allows you to communicate with the boys at R&D to offer on the go helpdesk support.
Note: It’s a piece of nanotech the size of human cells. Has to be injected. Note costs 1 xp per minute to talk. It also may allow spammers to communicate with you. 27) Icarus Pack: Will allow flight and to negate fall damage.
Note: Any amount of heat, like a lightbulb, will destroy and melt it. 28) Double stuffed Duplicator: 100 charges, will allow the user to create a copy of anyone the device scans. The size of a large backpack with a scanner attachment.
Note: Creates body pillows of those people scanned. 29) Junk drawer: Literally a drawer in the excess materials pile. Very small, maybe 10cm by 10cm by 10cm. Seems to enjoy eating junk and being messed with. Has something to do with chaos theory.
Note: Actually an intelligent and highly loyal robot. If worked on, will serve the person who created it. 30) RPG: A large explosive gun 3 charges. Can be fired with the explosives skill.
Note: Actually just fires books labeled shadowrun 9E at a non insignificant portion of the speed of light. Targetes explode into chunky salsa. Gun has a temporary cooldown while it tries to comprehend the amount of damage it did in terms of something called a d6. 31) The Exponential Acumulator Gun. Fires at a +1d6 after inputting credentials, required LAN connection to work.
Note: The EA gun fines you and spits out a receipt after firing every time. Min 1 credit per shot. Does not require extra laser barrels but once the server connection dies, it’s useless. 32) The Ally Signal: Summons an Ally to assist you.
Note: Grabs another one of your clones to appear. If there are no other clones, the weapon is destroyed. 33) Snip er Rifle: Disintegrates things it shoots at.
Note: Actually a snip er rifle, it disintegrates things it’s aimed at, and reintegrates them on the 2nd shot. 34) Hyginizer: Can fire various hygiene items though its slots to instantly clean a citizen of alpha complex.
Note: possible things fired.
1, A comb
2, 7 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, aftershave, cologne, mouthwash, energydrink, and grout cleaner
3, warm sudsy water
4, Soap, extra slippery
5, Minty Fresh toothpaste (green)
6, Razors 35) The Necessity Napsack: A bag with a learning AI built into it. Once someone reaches into the bag, the AI wishes to access the situation and instantly procure whatever the target needs.
Note: In reality it just provides towels of varying types and sizes. 36) Autofab an AI kit: A complex scanning gun that allows someone to instantly scan something and produce an Identical copy of an AI based on what’s been scanned. AI is ejected onto a port from a usb device.
Note: AI is either dumb, having a crisis, unhelpful, or something else of the type. Also they can’t do much other than talk when hooked up to their usb device and will need to be plugged into something else. 37) Dictator Bot: A small robot that when activated will proceed to start automatically bossing people around.
Note: In reality it will just start typingout things people say. 38) Presentiment Grenade: The most powerful and specialized smart bomb ever built. The size of a can of soda with a smart AI installed as well as seek and destroy features.
Note: In reality the bomb is capable of all of that and more. But it’s smart enough to not want to blow up and doesn’t want to die. Will try doing everything from asking for paperwork to having an existential crisis to stop from exploding. 39) Blowtorch: Point it at something to produce heat.
Note: It’s A flashlight with a fan attached. 40) Magnahammer: Allows for rapid construction through the use of magnetic fields. Granting rapid construction destruction fields.
Note: Has a high powered magnet inside. By flipping a switch up. Unable to be turned off without unscrewing the whole thing and taking the batteries out. 41) Dimensional Portal: A large projector system that allows for people to create portals to another dimension on them.
Note: Instantly paints a mirror on the wall/surface. It takes people longer than they’d care to admit to realize it’s a smart mirror that alters your perception slightly. 42) Instant Transportation Device: Instantly summons a method of transportation every time an XP coin is inserted.
Note: Somehow always inconvenient such as cabs get stolen or bakes have to be assembled. Or Tubes in the wrong direction. 43) MusicRightRay: A personal speaker that can automatically sense the appropriate music for the situation and play it.
Note: A lawyer will then show up and send a cease and desist letter or lawsuit. 44) Autotranslator: Point it at something, and it’s smart AI pattern. That will automatically make whatever it’s pointed at more readable/understandable.
Note: Translates everything into binary. 45) The No IR beam. A Lampish looking thing. When turned on it can cause security clearances to lower nearby.
Note: Causes something called the noir effect to happen where everything becomes black, white, and filled with stereotypical criminals and jazz music. Doubles as a speaker for said jazz music. The gangster voices may be a product of genetic memory. 46) The Psycho Pump: Auto injects self into bloodstream, will allow the user to receive a high level philosophy course within the span of one minute.
Note: It’s the Psychopomp function built into all clones. Once injected a countdown timer starts to the clone's auto death function. On the plus side the clone gets to hang out with the manifestation of death who only they can understand and talk to. The Psychopomp is incredibly wise and will do their best to help out the clone in what little time they have left, provided they think it will help the clone achieve inner peace. Expect clone death within 24 hours and some kind of a boost to the psychology skill.
Note: gun’s settings
On Stealth: It loudly announces it’s stealthing.
On Recon: It suggests that you throw it down the hallway and it’ll tell you what it sees.
On Burst Fire: Expends its entire magazine when it is switched into that mode. Note it fires it as soon as it’s in that mode, not whenever the trigger is pulled.
On Bayonet: it makes the entire gun sharp and hard to hold.
On Obfuscation: It asks cryptic questions and demands %*#@&*% 2) Laser Sword: Click the end and it will eject a stream of photons that form a bar. Another click and it turns off. Treat as Melee with other gm stipulations.
Note: The beam doesn’t stop until it runs into something. Usually a wall. 3) Force Field belt: Click the button on the front and a small forcefeild is produced with humming noises.
Note: nothing can get through the forcefield so it’s entirely black (no light) and entirely quiet (no sound) Note user may suffocate to death with time. 4) Toolbox: A rapid prototyping system that allows someone to build anything it can design and fit in the machine. Size 1ft by 1ft by 1ft.
Note: Things constructed this way will be somewhat too goddamn flimsy. And will have a sticker on the side that says made in china. 5) Heli Pack: A backpack with a massive propeller on the back of it. Turn on by losing the ripcord.
Note: Causes the person to rotate and/or vomit while operating it. 6) First Aid: A pack with a massive plus on the front. Instructions read press the button and step away to await healing.
Note: Releases a tiny robot that knocks out the user and covers the person covered in bandages. Your mileage may vary. 7) Tractor/Repeller beam: It has two settings towards and back. The max weight listed is 10 clones.
Note: Fires an equal yet opposite force on the user. 8) The LIGHT: Looks like a laser pistol,
Note: But instead of a laser diode tube. There is instead a LED bulb on the end. For use as a flashlight only. 9)Experimental Grenades: Roll 3d6. No freaking telling what they might do.
Note: Possible grenade types.
3-Improbability
4-Thermite
5-Poison
6-Tac nuke
7-Mutagenic
8-Warp vortex
9-Cluster
10- Smrt Bombs
11- Bunker Buster
12- Depression
13 -Paint
14-Sleep
15-Really COOL!!!
16-Fear
17- Cryogenic
18- History Eraser 10) Tesla Boots: At the push of a button will exclude a high mag field.
Note: No ability to turn off, force too strong to lift boot off metal. Shoelaces not included. 11) The Force Shield: Looks like an umbrella, but it’s a lot more scientific than that.
Note: Lets you shoot out of the umbrella, and can function as a parachute for the brave. 12) Reinforcement gun. A sniper rifle with an experimental personality matrix, it’s actually quite pleasant.
Note: Fires tiny I beams. Also the Gun gives compliments. If the user becomes depressed the gun may self-destruct. 13) JAM: Weird pinkish jam in a jar, can only be opened once.
Note: Unleashes a pink sludge that jams electronic equipment nearby.
Note: Sludge is rapidly self replicating and can rapidly flood a sector.
Note: Eats nearly all organic matter.
Note: Weakness to a mysterious substance known as peanut butter. 14) Al-Kea Catalog: Stands for Alpha- Kiosk of Easy Attributions. A catalog full of furnishing things that can be ordered for fairly cheap prices. There’s an insta delivery scanner taped to the side of it. Scan an item in the catalog to order it. Put the scanner on delivery mode to send it somewhere. Reloaded by putting money in the scanner.
Note: Material seems kinda shoddy and arrive only in their base components. 15) Myopia Focuser Gun: A high powered laser gun clad in thousands of buttons with a smart AI built in. Treat as an ordinary laser gun right up until a successful check by one is made. Gun appears to have a helpful and friendly AI installed with several hundred retractable focusing lenses installed.
Note: On hit the user experiences perfect 20/20 vision. 16) Dumbwaiter: A box roughly the size of a microwave, has the ability to make any kind of food provided it has the ingredients and the prep time.
Note: many of these ingredients are Treasonous. Has a list of things on the inside which are not allowed to be put inside Dumbwaiter. Internal AI sounds like jeeves. 17) Deployable tank: A light battle tank designed for instant use. Pull the tab and throw it where it needs to go. Tank is controlled by a less than friendly AI and it is advised not to get in it’s way.
Note: A massive water jug on treads. 18) Railgun: A large gun the size of a Toolshed with a laser sight attached. When fired, all the breakers flicker and immediately summons a construction crew to repair any damage.
Note: Gun summons a work crew to create rails, which lead to large rail mounted mortar. 19) Data Overload grenades: A set of grenades that will overload the target with sensory information. Synaptic Pressure Attack Mechanism.
Note: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam, glorious spam, glorious spam. 20) Rapid Blueprinter: A printer that can rapidly produce a drawing of anything the user thinks about.
Note: The printer then sends this to the person in front of them. No matter how embarrassing. 21) Acoustic EXtreamE: A metal stick with a hollow body attached with several strings attached. Whenever the strings are distubered, a shrieking noise is heard out of any nearby speakers hooked up to Friend Computer.
Note: User may become deaf. 22) Transmogrifier: A cardboard box with several settings that looked like they were written by an infrared on too many pills. No idea what happens when you go through. Some of the settings include: Dupe! Beg? Merg& BEGGER!
Note: A tiger with a gun is forcing me to fill out the notes log. 23) Enemy Mine: A single use dart that can be fired at a living foe (no robots). Said foe now understands your viewpoint and the actions you’ve decided to make along the way and may see themselves in a new light. Maybe laserlight.
Note: Several Treasonous organizations have been uncovered with this. Mostly that of the person who fired it. 24) Debugger: A debugging tool found at the back of a supply closet, the folks at R&D added a handle and trigger mechanism.
Note: It’s an industrial strength flypaper dispenser. If the roll is bungled everyone gets covered in flypaper and it’s 2 successes to get out. 25) Invisibility Sign: It’s a hologram projector that makes you invisible. Took the folks at the psych department ten generations to figure out.
Note: It projects a holographic sign that says several pre-recorded messages such as, do you have any spare credits? 26) Cellphone: Will likely be given to the team leader. Allows you to communicate with the boys at R&D to offer on the go helpdesk support.
Note: It’s a piece of nanotech the size of human cells. Has to be injected. Note costs 1 xp per minute to talk. It also may allow spammers to communicate with you. 27) Icarus Pack: Will allow flight and to negate fall damage.
Note: Any amount of heat, like a lightbulb, will destroy and melt it. 28) Double stuffed Duplicator: 100 charges, will allow the user to create a copy of anyone the device scans. The size of a large backpack with a scanner attachment.
Note: Creates body pillows of those people scanned. 29) Junk drawer: Literally a drawer in the excess materials pile. Very small, maybe 10cm by 10cm by 10cm. Seems to enjoy eating junk and being messed with. Has something to do with chaos theory.
Note: Actually an intelligent and highly loyal robot. If worked on, will serve the person who created it. 30) RPG: A large explosive gun 3 charges. Can be fired with the explosives skill.
Note: Actually just fires books labeled shadowrun 9E at a non insignificant portion of the speed of light. Targetes explode into chunky salsa. Gun has a temporary cooldown while it tries to comprehend the amount of damage it did in terms of something called a d6. 31) The Exponential Acumulator Gun. Fires at a +1d6 after inputting credentials, required LAN connection to work.
Note: The EA gun fines you and spits out a receipt after firing every time. Min 1 credit per shot. Does not require extra laser barrels but once the server connection dies, it’s useless. 32) The Ally Signal: Summons an Ally to assist you.
Note: Grabs another one of your clones to appear. If there are no other clones, the weapon is destroyed. 33) Snip er Rifle: Disintegrates things it shoots at.
Note: Actually a snip er rifle, it disintegrates things it’s aimed at, and reintegrates them on the 2nd shot. 34) Hyginizer: Can fire various hygiene items though its slots to instantly clean a citizen of alpha complex.
Note: possible things fired.
1, A comb
2, 7 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, aftershave, cologne, mouthwash, energydrink, and grout cleaner
3, warm sudsy water
4, Soap, extra slippery
5, Minty Fresh toothpaste (green)
6, Razors 35) The Necessity Napsack: A bag with a learning AI built into it. Once someone reaches into the bag, the AI wishes to access the situation and instantly procure whatever the target needs.
Note: In reality it just provides towels of varying types and sizes. 36) Autofab an AI kit: A complex scanning gun that allows someone to instantly scan something and produce an Identical copy of an AI based on what’s been scanned. AI is ejected onto a port from a usb device.
Note: AI is either dumb, having a crisis, unhelpful, or something else of the type. Also they can’t do much other than talk when hooked up to their usb device and will need to be plugged into something else. 37) Dictator Bot: A small robot that when activated will proceed to start automatically bossing people around.
Note: In reality it will just start typingout things people say. 38) Presentiment Grenade: The most powerful and specialized smart bomb ever built. The size of a can of soda with a smart AI installed as well as seek and destroy features.
Note: In reality the bomb is capable of all of that and more. But it’s smart enough to not want to blow up and doesn’t want to die. Will try doing everything from asking for paperwork to having an existential crisis to stop from exploding. 39) Blowtorch: Point it at something to produce heat.
Note: It’s A flashlight with a fan attached. 40) Magnahammer: Allows for rapid construction through the use of magnetic fields. Granting rapid construction destruction fields.
Note: Has a high powered magnet inside. By flipping a switch up. Unable to be turned off without unscrewing the whole thing and taking the batteries out. 41) Dimensional Portal: A large projector system that allows for people to create portals to another dimension on them.
Note: Instantly paints a mirror on the wall/surface. It takes people longer than they’d care to admit to realize it’s a smart mirror that alters your perception slightly. 42) Instant Transportation Device: Instantly summons a method of transportation every time an XP coin is inserted.
Note: Somehow always inconvenient such as cabs get stolen or bakes have to be assembled. Or Tubes in the wrong direction. 43) MusicRightRay: A personal speaker that can automatically sense the appropriate music for the situation and play it.
Note: A lawyer will then show up and send a cease and desist letter or lawsuit. 44) Autotranslator: Point it at something, and it’s smart AI pattern. That will automatically make whatever it’s pointed at more readable/understandable.
Note: Translates everything into binary. 45) The No IR beam. A Lampish looking thing. When turned on it can cause security clearances to lower nearby.
Note: Causes something called the noir effect to happen where everything becomes black, white, and filled with stereotypical criminals and jazz music. Doubles as a speaker for said jazz music. The gangster voices may be a product of genetic memory. 46) The Psycho Pump: Auto injects self into bloodstream, will allow the user to receive a high level philosophy course within the span of one minute.
Note: It’s the Psychopomp function built into all clones. Once injected a countdown timer starts to the clone's auto death function. On the plus side the clone gets to hang out with the manifestation of death who only they can understand and talk to. The Psychopomp is incredibly wise and will do their best to help out the clone in what little time they have left, provided they think it will help the clone achieve inner peace. Expect clone death within 24 hours and some kind of a boost to the psychology skill.
47) InstaApproval: Instantly gives you the necessary approval to do whatever is needed. It is a small box with a button on the end.
Note: When the button is pressed anything from slowcalpping to applcause is heard as well as some possible confetti. No other effects other than people/AI thinking it has an effect. 48) The Time Machine: By Hacking reality itself this device allows you to fast forward or slow down time.
Note: In reality it actually just alters the local timepieces and reloaded time on synthetic systems. Robots may think time is passing/slowing down but that’s it. Note: the device may get jammed at the worst possible times. 49) The Concerning Camera: A camera with a friendly personality is able to hover in place but needs help to move. Loves taking pictures.
Note: Something always seems to ruin the pictures. Doesn’t matter what. 50) The lil slugger Smart Bat: A light up metal bat with a speaker inside that occasionally mentions a nice hit when using.
Note: If walking around with the bat, robots and other automated systems may start throwing things at the user. On failures to hit, it always seems to strike either the target or something similarly not good. Bat appears to be tapping into some kind of old based ball gram program. Not sure what’s based about it. 51) The Insta Car: Instantly downloads and 3dprints a Cherry Red Sports car. The guys at R&D are unsure what many of those words mean, but they’re happy to learn.
Note: Summons a car, Car has no gas, no insurance, and doesn’t find in 99% of the spaces in alpha complex. Note, may be quickly stolen or ticketed depending on where the device is located. There is no way to disassemble this car thing and the person who created it will be held responsible for it entirely. 52) Weather Control device: A localized weather control system that allows for someone to change the climate inside alpha complex
Note: Activates the fire suppression system and emergency tools. Included Co2 extinguishers, Vent Fans, Sprinkler system, and turning the lamps on high. Also has a tendency to short itself out when it rains. 53) Glycerin Type, Force Field generator. A revolutionary new type of forcefield system that’s shot out of a gun.
Note: Is a soap bubble gun. May get into people’s eyes. 54) The Insta ATM: A new method of banking on the go. If physical money is needed on vending machines, it will instantly turn XP into a credit type and dispense them at your feet.
Note: Uses a spin wheel(like old music players) to determine currency type. Notable things dispensed include; Dollary Doos, 5.56 bullets, bottlecaps, large pieces of engraved stone, tulips, zimbabwe trillion dollar bills, Meat. 55) The Bedazzler guN: Makes things look nice.
Note: Makes things it shoots at lazerproof for a short time, as well as easy to spot. 56) The spice rack: Found while cleaning out a kitchen. Was rebuilt to make it a crowd control device. Gun has 6 barrels.
Note: Barrels are.
1: Salt, it does damage to anyone wounded or is slimy.
2: Garlic, May repel mutants maybe?
3: Red pepper, Pepper sprays a local area, non lethal but people wish it wasn’t.
4 Cilantro, fires a layer of soapy goo onto surfaces.
5 Cinnamon, A surprising amount of people are allergic to it.
6 Peppercorns, Causes everyone to sneeze and may cause personal to be taken by medical. 57) The Button. When you press it, friend computer will arrive and ask if you can fill out some questionnaire for extra credits (xp).
Note: Typically asks questions involving the trolly problem, ethical dilemmas, paradoxes, things with no right answers, and said scenarios will be played out in real time. Roll a 1d6 x10 xp for whatever the amount of xp friend computer awards is. 58) Camerabea. An everything camera that can see into other dimensions parallel universes and invisible features.
Note: Just adds weird filters to stuff. 59) The N1N10 Doer V128. A highly advanced robotics controller system designed to be highly accessible and easy to use. Just strap it to your back and point the control interface at someone.
Note: The flash memory cartridges get built up with dust often and need to be cleaned. Also apparently the controller is designed for someone with 3 hands maybe. And don’t even think about trying to find compatible cartridges. 60) The Game Gauntlet: A noble tool of a more civilized age. Will summon friend computer down when the gauntlet’s holoprojector is thrown down. Upon doing so will allow a game to be played between opposing parties in order to settle arguments and the like.
Note: Nobody knows what the hell this game is or how to play it. A sticky note of the bottom says it runs “Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker” 61) The Memetic Device: A gun that when fired will allow for certain words or phrases to enter the target’s brain.
Note: Often backfires, often devolves into stupidity, Often spreads like a virus. 62) Elevator shoes: Pneumatically actuated shoes that allow for greater jumping.
Note: Most ceilings in alpha complet are pretty low 63) The collapsible sword: Sword made by some dude called Stanley. Seems to be fairly sharp.
Note: This is a tape measure. 64) GPS: The general positioning system. Type in what you want to find and it’ll point you in the right direction.
Note: AI seems to misunderstand what you want often. Also will only tell hot/cold directions. 65) The Assalt Weapon. Fires crowd control and less lethal ammo at people.
Note: Appears to fire a stream of salt. 66) The Smart Brick: A Device for disabling other devices. A rugged robot with a smart AI built in.
Note: A bludgeoning object, Says nokia on the side in faded letters. 67) The Staff Weapon. Pulled off some dude who looked like a furry and medieval cosplay, And friend computer doesn’t like hearing those words. Simple point and shoot interface.
Note: The thing gets jammed with blood often and is hard to turn off. Has 6 settings all of which are written in ancient egyptian.
1 Training, Fires light bolts that do nothing but hurt.
2 Taser, Zaps people who touch the tip.
3 Burst, Forest a constant burst of energy that doesn’t stop (this is hard to stop)
4 Intimidation, The staff menaces with power, doesn’t fire.
5 Single shot, standard fires one shot at a time.
6 Overload, to protect weapon from being taken by enemy, self destruct 68) The rope cannon. Fires rope at rapid speeds to subdue enemies, entangle foes and provide climbing tools.
Note: Looks suspiciously like several silly string canisters duct taped together. 69) The Amazon Primary. Will allow for instant delivery of whatever you require of the device.
Note: Upon ordering something expect a deluge of water to accompany your package. Will likely drown the user, cost them more than they thought it would, and the package may or may not arrive. 70) The Botcoin: A new type of currency used by robots. R&D Grabbed a few of them, to find out how they work.
Note: The coins are actually tiny robots that mobilize to do things. But they require a shitload of electricity to work. Also there’s a 85% chance some guy will talk your ear off about botcoin while trying to use it. These people are annoying and hard to get rid of. 71) Vaporwear: A software package that can do it all. Insert it onto any terminal and watch it do it’s magic.
Note: Pre alpha, all you can do is give more money to the kickstarter. Get ready for downloaded updates. When finished downloading the disk will turn to a puff of smoke for copyright infringement reasons. 72) The Metal Morph Armor: A set of advanced armor that will instantly offer not only protection. But will also allow the user to become another form such as car, beast, jet, ect. Highly advanced and provides 2 sets of armor when activated.
Note: User may be bent into usual shapes when using armor this way. Also armor tends to jam up and need oil often. No bathroom. 73) Volumix: Control sound completely!
Note: A tiny robot that screams, has a volume knob on the side. It can get loud. 74) Medical Database: Has 6 charges. Ask it a medical question and it will give you an answer in 10 minutes or less. Massive backpack that needs to be carried around.
Note: Summons an infrared clone and tests subject matter on them. Sends back a message that states whether or not this kills the infrared. 75) Car Keys: A set of car keys to a reddish golf cart sized vehicle that can fit 4. Can is sentient and can drive himself. Thinks it isn’t taken care of well.
Note: Car may have a light love of running people over. Wasn’t originally red. 76) Rogue.exe: A highly advanced piece of software designed to train the user in underhanded tactics.
Note: Is a USB drive that when inserted into anything it plays the original rogue game from 1984. Fun and slightly addictive. https://www.myabandonware.com/game/rogue-4n/play-4n
User may pick up strategies involving stab first, auto map locations, and other nefarious ideas. 77) The idea creator! A small metal box with a button and an antenna. Point and create an idea.
Note: Press the button once to turn on a small bare bulb lamp above the target. Hitting the button again on the 2nd target drops a mildly explosive lightbulb on the target. 78) The Carbonizer. A large pumped apparatus hooked up to several tanks. Looks like it’s meant to carbonize enemies.
Note: Full of liquid carbonite, turns people partically into stone. Q got this from the Mango’s ship. 79) The Grenade Bouquet: A large pouch of multicolored stylized grenades. No idea what they do. 12 grenades in a pouch.
Note: Looks suspiciously like an easter egg basket. Easter eggs are half full of candy and half full of useful junk. 80) The Disc Operator Blaster: A kitbashed monstrosity made out of old electronics and sonic entanglement devices. Probably a weapon.
Note: Fires High speed serrated cd’s out of the weapon, must be blasting obnoxious music out of the front to work “Default Disco”. On a misfire the tape deck gets jammed inside and needs to be rewound. 81) The Vendotronix: Appears to be a small stripped down vending machine. Note that this was built out of an older vending machine and as such many of the labels have fallen off. Device is reloaded by inserting 1xp chips.
Note: can also be loaded with a quarter on a string.
Items include:
1 Bubbly Fizz: Explodes when shaken.
2 Coolness Aid: Cans have the ability to fire through walls, comes in every color imaginable at random. Drinking it gives +1 to chutzpah checks. But probably stains the user's mouth some odd color. A faint “oh yea” can be heard from the gun when firing through walls.
3 Screwdriver: Highly flammable and alcoholic orange juice
4 Stuff Soup: Fires a blob of self replicating and mildly addictive soup. May or may not consume people from the inside.
5 Grog: Comes with a tiny animatronic pirate figure in every can. Worth mentioning the grog is highly corrosive and may eat through anything.
6 Hawaiian Punch: People will keel over in pain when hit and may be stunned. Also typically stains everything red. 82) The Complete Tool: Some kind of CD that when ran instantly “toolifies” anything it touches. Seems popular among people in construction.
Note: Plays tool music, may or may not make things who listen to said music more depressed/goth/emo/14 with prolonged exposure. 83) Evil Detector: A radar gun with a simple AI built into it. Detects whether or not someone is evil with little explanation.
Note: Detects whether someone has a goatee. 84) Bazookoid: Got from some cool cat. A large missile launcher with a sticker on the side that says only for mining. Has 3 settings, Boring, Destruct, Dismantle, Danger.
Boring: Begins firing tiny rockets to make a tunnel to somewhere nearby, note this can lead to somewhere with serious issues like a water pipe or killbots.
Destruct: Fires a standard missile.
Dismantle: Auto dismantles itself for 30day calibration and cleaning. Good luck putting it back together.
Danger: Sends out a large warning siren that the area is about to be destroyed and for all non hardhat wearing personnel to leave the area. 85) Statuesque Sentry Bot: A highly advanced AI construct with a prototype obfuscation matrix.
Note: This appears to be a garden gnome. Will get up/move around when it thinks nobody is watching. May screw with the troubleshoots in odd ways. 86) Personal Elevation device: Apparently elevator related issues have increased 400% in the past two weeks. The guys at R&D have designed a personal elevation device to ease any problems.
Note: Is a smart ladder with an extend function, seems to go on for a really really really long time. 87) Microwave cannon: Has the ability to make people's heads explode. An experimental antipersonnel cannon smells faintly of fish for some reason.
Note: While powerful every shot is required to put a new type of food item into the microwave magazine in order to reload the thing. Also takes slightly longer than you would like to finish exploding someone’s head. 88) The Memory Palace: A metal headband with a holographic projector, when the user places it on their head, shows memories of their choice through the holographic projector.
Note: Normally only shows memories that are embarrassing/irelivent/traitorous/ect. Maybe a person with a high ability to concentrate could learn more but it’s unlikely. 89) The Insurance Device: Has a number of settings each one designed to give new guarteas in the way you die. In the event that you or a loved one die in that manner, gain some XP. For the low low cost of 1xp for a membership. Insurance clauses include but are not limited to; lasers, elevators, organ inversion, slurry, killbots, vending machines, invaders, secret societies, and duck stuff.
Note: Actually guarantees you or a loved one will die that way. and provides up to date statistics on the probability that you'll (or a loved one) will die that way. 90) The escape pod: A rapid inflation/protection device designed to protect the user in the event of danger. Pull the tap to use! 91) The Red Clearance Danger Detector: Will automatically detect and mark dangerous objects /situations.
Note: It fires red flags at high speed. When firing it the gun will announce, warning a high speed object incoming, then plant a red flag in the target. 92) Lava Grenade: From sector GEO, a large metal and glass grenade full of a glowing substance. Grenade is hot to the touch.
Note: This is a lava lamp, full of dyed vegetable oils. Which may be lit on fire. 93) Internet Gun: Used to make network connections anywhere, fire it to create an internet connection.
Note: Fires a mess of Cat6 cables and zipties. Treat it as a netgun. Soon after firing, you’ll receive a call/visit from an IT personnel who’s here to figure out how to hook everything up. Expect a high bill and higher amount of time trying to organize the mess of personnel showing up at odd times. 94) The Insta Fortress: A fortress in a box, bull the tab and place on the ground to create a highly defensible perimeter.
Note: Out of the box a large amount of cardboard and duct tape will emerge accompanied by a cardboard robot who builds the fortress in one turn flat. Guardbot will then put up a “no girls allowed” sign and beat intruders with foam darts as well as a cardboard sword. Note: robot has the ability to scan people’s recorded gender for this. 95) The GG grenade: To be used on organic enemies only.
Causes a grey goo system to be released. Can only be stopped with hardcore Radiation or EMPs. 96) The Version 3 Grease Gun: A heavy industrial looking grease gun which is surprisingly effective at solving problems.
Note: This is an M3 submachine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3_submachine_gun
97) Ol Stabby: A legacy micro killbot, no idea if it still works.
Note: This is a bowie knife superglued to an old roomba. It’s a lot smarter than it looks and when not being looked at has a tendency to get into shenanigans. 98) The Multivac: A large bulky complicated looking structure, Written on the side it states that it's used for studying the structure of false vacuums.
Note: A tiny supercomputer that is capable of answering any question. (note tiny means it’s still the size of a small fridge. Takes a while to answer questions and will often give the response, “insufficient data for meaningful answer”. Progressbar can be sped up by feeding it more info. Whatever that may be. 99) The animator: A classic raygun, point and shoot at something you wish would move.
Note: Causes a low budget, yet highly stylized version of whatever you want to be animated on friend computer’s servers and displayed in front of you. Has enough battery power for 6 episodes of something called ova. [Note, anime is treason.] 100) The Blendotronix: Has a label on the side of it that states it can destroy nearly everything that’s placed into it. Has a touchscreen interface.
Note: has the most archaic and unusual interface imaginable and may require a high operation roll to turn on. Who’d have thought that using a blender would be so complicated. 101) The AntiAntagonizer : A raygun with several dials that can be used to instantly nullify an area, making it safe for troubleshooters.
Note: Apparently the most common injuries in alpha complex involve sharp corners, falling on one’s but, and accidentally touching live power outlets. Upon firing will “baby proof” the area to the point where an area becomes much less dangerous. Instantly summons a construction bot to accomplish this. 102) The Micro Terror Deathray: Deathray, not sure what it kills though. Seems to be specifically tuned for something.
Note: Instantly destroys/disintegrates plastics and microplastics for whatever it’s aimed at. Quite a few things in alpha complex are made of plastic. 103) The Taser Version 8k: Most powerful taser yet built by Q. It menaces with spikes and flashing arcs of electricity. Might be non lethal? Or non non lethal? Require no recharge time!
Note: Just a big neon sign transformer hooked up to a trigger. Also has no room for batteries so the taser has to be plugged into a 240v mains plug to work. 104) The Insta Army!: A highly modernized and tactically advantageous robotic army system. Hit the button to activate the system.
Note: these are now all over alpha complex due to their unique plug and play system.
Note: These are basically robotic GI joe’s or toy soldiers with army gear. Each is at most 12 inches tall, weapons are small but functional. AIs are somewhat intelligent and do not understand they are toys.
Note: these are controlled by a simple remote control, and more Insta army packs can be found scattered all over the alpha complex. Packs include vehicles, other soldiers, weapons, villians, and some secretive holographic ones. 105) The Fossilizer: A grenade that when activated, will begin to rapidly fossilize the area around it.
Note: It’s a little transmitter that tells friend computer to start pouring cement in that area. Friend computer can pour a lot of cement. 106) Radar Senses: A headset that gives highly accurate display readings/measurements whenever you're looking at anything.
Note: They look suspiciously like cat ears and anyone who’s caught wearing them will be accused of being a furry. 107) The 1 C Type Cannon: Massive shoulder and backpack mounted cannon able to dispense pain all while looking good.
Note the Onesy Cannon, like a Tshirt cannon but able to replace an entire outfit. On a hit, Will also paste an outfit onto the onesie or jumpsuit the target was wearing if need be. Note, small chance these outfits will have features beyond the user’s clearance level. 108) The yellow clearance Gun: Much better than an ordinary orange clearance gun.
Note: This is just a banana.
Note: When the button is pressed anything from slowcalpping to applcause is heard as well as some possible confetti. No other effects other than people/AI thinking it has an effect. 48) The Time Machine: By Hacking reality itself this device allows you to fast forward or slow down time.
Note: In reality it actually just alters the local timepieces and reloaded time on synthetic systems. Robots may think time is passing/slowing down but that’s it. Note: the device may get jammed at the worst possible times. 49) The Concerning Camera: A camera with a friendly personality is able to hover in place but needs help to move. Loves taking pictures.
Note: Something always seems to ruin the pictures. Doesn’t matter what. 50) The lil slugger Smart Bat: A light up metal bat with a speaker inside that occasionally mentions a nice hit when using.
Note: If walking around with the bat, robots and other automated systems may start throwing things at the user. On failures to hit, it always seems to strike either the target or something similarly not good. Bat appears to be tapping into some kind of old based ball gram program. Not sure what’s based about it. 51) The Insta Car: Instantly downloads and 3dprints a Cherry Red Sports car. The guys at R&D are unsure what many of those words mean, but they’re happy to learn.
Note: Summons a car, Car has no gas, no insurance, and doesn’t find in 99% of the spaces in alpha complex. Note, may be quickly stolen or ticketed depending on where the device is located. There is no way to disassemble this car thing and the person who created it will be held responsible for it entirely. 52) Weather Control device: A localized weather control system that allows for someone to change the climate inside alpha complex
Note: Activates the fire suppression system and emergency tools. Included Co2 extinguishers, Vent Fans, Sprinkler system, and turning the lamps on high. Also has a tendency to short itself out when it rains. 53) Glycerin Type, Force Field generator. A revolutionary new type of forcefield system that’s shot out of a gun.
Note: Is a soap bubble gun. May get into people’s eyes. 54) The Insta ATM: A new method of banking on the go. If physical money is needed on vending machines, it will instantly turn XP into a credit type and dispense them at your feet.
Note: Uses a spin wheel(like old music players) to determine currency type. Notable things dispensed include; Dollary Doos, 5.56 bullets, bottlecaps, large pieces of engraved stone, tulips, zimbabwe trillion dollar bills, Meat. 55) The Bedazzler guN: Makes things look nice.
Note: Makes things it shoots at lazerproof for a short time, as well as easy to spot. 56) The spice rack: Found while cleaning out a kitchen. Was rebuilt to make it a crowd control device. Gun has 6 barrels.
Note: Barrels are.
1: Salt, it does damage to anyone wounded or is slimy.
2: Garlic, May repel mutants maybe?
3: Red pepper, Pepper sprays a local area, non lethal but people wish it wasn’t.
4 Cilantro, fires a layer of soapy goo onto surfaces.
5 Cinnamon, A surprising amount of people are allergic to it.
6 Peppercorns, Causes everyone to sneeze and may cause personal to be taken by medical. 57) The Button. When you press it, friend computer will arrive and ask if you can fill out some questionnaire for extra credits (xp).
Note: Typically asks questions involving the trolly problem, ethical dilemmas, paradoxes, things with no right answers, and said scenarios will be played out in real time. Roll a 1d6 x10 xp for whatever the amount of xp friend computer awards is. 58) Camerabea. An everything camera that can see into other dimensions parallel universes and invisible features.
Note: Just adds weird filters to stuff. 59) The N1N10 Doer V128. A highly advanced robotics controller system designed to be highly accessible and easy to use. Just strap it to your back and point the control interface at someone.
Note: The flash memory cartridges get built up with dust often and need to be cleaned. Also apparently the controller is designed for someone with 3 hands maybe. And don’t even think about trying to find compatible cartridges. 60) The Game Gauntlet: A noble tool of a more civilized age. Will summon friend computer down when the gauntlet’s holoprojector is thrown down. Upon doing so will allow a game to be played between opposing parties in order to settle arguments and the like.
Note: Nobody knows what the hell this game is or how to play it. A sticky note of the bottom says it runs “Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker” 61) The Memetic Device: A gun that when fired will allow for certain words or phrases to enter the target’s brain.
Note: Often backfires, often devolves into stupidity, Often spreads like a virus. 62) Elevator shoes: Pneumatically actuated shoes that allow for greater jumping.
Note: Most ceilings in alpha complet are pretty low 63) The collapsible sword: Sword made by some dude called Stanley. Seems to be fairly sharp.
Note: This is a tape measure. 64) GPS: The general positioning system. Type in what you want to find and it’ll point you in the right direction.
Note: AI seems to misunderstand what you want often. Also will only tell hot/cold directions. 65) The Assalt Weapon. Fires crowd control and less lethal ammo at people.
Note: Appears to fire a stream of salt. 66) The Smart Brick: A Device for disabling other devices. A rugged robot with a smart AI built in.
Note: A bludgeoning object, Says nokia on the side in faded letters. 67) The Staff Weapon. Pulled off some dude who looked like a furry and medieval cosplay, And friend computer doesn’t like hearing those words. Simple point and shoot interface.
Note: The thing gets jammed with blood often and is hard to turn off. Has 6 settings all of which are written in ancient egyptian.
1 Training, Fires light bolts that do nothing but hurt.
2 Taser, Zaps people who touch the tip.
3 Burst, Forest a constant burst of energy that doesn’t stop (this is hard to stop)
4 Intimidation, The staff menaces with power, doesn’t fire.
5 Single shot, standard fires one shot at a time.
6 Overload, to protect weapon from being taken by enemy, self destruct 68) The rope cannon. Fires rope at rapid speeds to subdue enemies, entangle foes and provide climbing tools.
Note: Looks suspiciously like several silly string canisters duct taped together. 69) The Amazon Primary. Will allow for instant delivery of whatever you require of the device.
Note: Upon ordering something expect a deluge of water to accompany your package. Will likely drown the user, cost them more than they thought it would, and the package may or may not arrive. 70) The Botcoin: A new type of currency used by robots. R&D Grabbed a few of them, to find out how they work.
Note: The coins are actually tiny robots that mobilize to do things. But they require a shitload of electricity to work. Also there’s a 85% chance some guy will talk your ear off about botcoin while trying to use it. These people are annoying and hard to get rid of. 71) Vaporwear: A software package that can do it all. Insert it onto any terminal and watch it do it’s magic.
Note: Pre alpha, all you can do is give more money to the kickstarter. Get ready for downloaded updates. When finished downloading the disk will turn to a puff of smoke for copyright infringement reasons. 72) The Metal Morph Armor: A set of advanced armor that will instantly offer not only protection. But will also allow the user to become another form such as car, beast, jet, ect. Highly advanced and provides 2 sets of armor when activated.
Note: User may be bent into usual shapes when using armor this way. Also armor tends to jam up and need oil often. No bathroom. 73) Volumix: Control sound completely!
Note: A tiny robot that screams, has a volume knob on the side. It can get loud. 74) Medical Database: Has 6 charges. Ask it a medical question and it will give you an answer in 10 minutes or less. Massive backpack that needs to be carried around.
Note: Summons an infrared clone and tests subject matter on them. Sends back a message that states whether or not this kills the infrared. 75) Car Keys: A set of car keys to a reddish golf cart sized vehicle that can fit 4. Can is sentient and can drive himself. Thinks it isn’t taken care of well.
Note: Car may have a light love of running people over. Wasn’t originally red. 76) Rogue.exe: A highly advanced piece of software designed to train the user in underhanded tactics.
Note: Is a USB drive that when inserted into anything it plays the original rogue game from 1984. Fun and slightly addictive. https://www.myabandonware.com/game/rogue-4n/play-4n
User may pick up strategies involving stab first, auto map locations, and other nefarious ideas. 77) The idea creator! A small metal box with a button and an antenna. Point and create an idea.
Note: Press the button once to turn on a small bare bulb lamp above the target. Hitting the button again on the 2nd target drops a mildly explosive lightbulb on the target. 78) The Carbonizer. A large pumped apparatus hooked up to several tanks. Looks like it’s meant to carbonize enemies.
Note: Full of liquid carbonite, turns people partically into stone. Q got this from the Mango’s ship. 79) The Grenade Bouquet: A large pouch of multicolored stylized grenades. No idea what they do. 12 grenades in a pouch.
Note: Looks suspiciously like an easter egg basket. Easter eggs are half full of candy and half full of useful junk. 80) The Disc Operator Blaster: A kitbashed monstrosity made out of old electronics and sonic entanglement devices. Probably a weapon.
Note: Fires High speed serrated cd’s out of the weapon, must be blasting obnoxious music out of the front to work “Default Disco”. On a misfire the tape deck gets jammed inside and needs to be rewound. 81) The Vendotronix: Appears to be a small stripped down vending machine. Note that this was built out of an older vending machine and as such many of the labels have fallen off. Device is reloaded by inserting 1xp chips.
Note: can also be loaded with a quarter on a string.
Items include:
1 Bubbly Fizz: Explodes when shaken.
2 Coolness Aid: Cans have the ability to fire through walls, comes in every color imaginable at random. Drinking it gives +1 to chutzpah checks. But probably stains the user's mouth some odd color. A faint “oh yea” can be heard from the gun when firing through walls.
3 Screwdriver: Highly flammable and alcoholic orange juice
4 Stuff Soup: Fires a blob of self replicating and mildly addictive soup. May or may not consume people from the inside.
5 Grog: Comes with a tiny animatronic pirate figure in every can. Worth mentioning the grog is highly corrosive and may eat through anything.
6 Hawaiian Punch: People will keel over in pain when hit and may be stunned. Also typically stains everything red. 82) The Complete Tool: Some kind of CD that when ran instantly “toolifies” anything it touches. Seems popular among people in construction.
Note: Plays tool music, may or may not make things who listen to said music more depressed/goth/emo/14 with prolonged exposure. 83) Evil Detector: A radar gun with a simple AI built into it. Detects whether or not someone is evil with little explanation.
Note: Detects whether someone has a goatee. 84) Bazookoid: Got from some cool cat. A large missile launcher with a sticker on the side that says only for mining. Has 3 settings, Boring, Destruct, Dismantle, Danger.
Boring: Begins firing tiny rockets to make a tunnel to somewhere nearby, note this can lead to somewhere with serious issues like a water pipe or killbots.
Destruct: Fires a standard missile.
Dismantle: Auto dismantles itself for 30day calibration and cleaning. Good luck putting it back together.
Danger: Sends out a large warning siren that the area is about to be destroyed and for all non hardhat wearing personnel to leave the area. 85) Statuesque Sentry Bot: A highly advanced AI construct with a prototype obfuscation matrix.
Note: This appears to be a garden gnome. Will get up/move around when it thinks nobody is watching. May screw with the troubleshoots in odd ways. 86) Personal Elevation device: Apparently elevator related issues have increased 400% in the past two weeks. The guys at R&D have designed a personal elevation device to ease any problems.
Note: Is a smart ladder with an extend function, seems to go on for a really really really long time. 87) Microwave cannon: Has the ability to make people's heads explode. An experimental antipersonnel cannon smells faintly of fish for some reason.
Note: While powerful every shot is required to put a new type of food item into the microwave magazine in order to reload the thing. Also takes slightly longer than you would like to finish exploding someone’s head. 88) The Memory Palace: A metal headband with a holographic projector, when the user places it on their head, shows memories of their choice through the holographic projector.
Note: Normally only shows memories that are embarrassing/irelivent/traitorous/ect. Maybe a person with a high ability to concentrate could learn more but it’s unlikely. 89) The Insurance Device: Has a number of settings each one designed to give new guarteas in the way you die. In the event that you or a loved one die in that manner, gain some XP. For the low low cost of 1xp for a membership. Insurance clauses include but are not limited to; lasers, elevators, organ inversion, slurry, killbots, vending machines, invaders, secret societies, and duck stuff.
Note: Actually guarantees you or a loved one will die that way. and provides up to date statistics on the probability that you'll (or a loved one) will die that way. 90) The escape pod: A rapid inflation/protection device designed to protect the user in the event of danger. Pull the tap to use! 91) The Red Clearance Danger Detector: Will automatically detect and mark dangerous objects /situations.
Note: It fires red flags at high speed. When firing it the gun will announce, warning a high speed object incoming, then plant a red flag in the target. 92) Lava Grenade: From sector GEO, a large metal and glass grenade full of a glowing substance. Grenade is hot to the touch.
Note: This is a lava lamp, full of dyed vegetable oils. Which may be lit on fire. 93) Internet Gun: Used to make network connections anywhere, fire it to create an internet connection.
Note: Fires a mess of Cat6 cables and zipties. Treat it as a netgun. Soon after firing, you’ll receive a call/visit from an IT personnel who’s here to figure out how to hook everything up. Expect a high bill and higher amount of time trying to organize the mess of personnel showing up at odd times. 94) The Insta Fortress: A fortress in a box, bull the tab and place on the ground to create a highly defensible perimeter.
Note: Out of the box a large amount of cardboard and duct tape will emerge accompanied by a cardboard robot who builds the fortress in one turn flat. Guardbot will then put up a “no girls allowed” sign and beat intruders with foam darts as well as a cardboard sword. Note: robot has the ability to scan people’s recorded gender for this. 95) The GG grenade: To be used on organic enemies only.
Causes a grey goo system to be released. Can only be stopped with hardcore Radiation or EMPs. 96) The Version 3 Grease Gun: A heavy industrial looking grease gun which is surprisingly effective at solving problems.
Note: This is an M3 submachine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3_submachine_gun
97) Ol Stabby: A legacy micro killbot, no idea if it still works.
Note: This is a bowie knife superglued to an old roomba. It’s a lot smarter than it looks and when not being looked at has a tendency to get into shenanigans. 98) The Multivac: A large bulky complicated looking structure, Written on the side it states that it's used for studying the structure of false vacuums.
Note: A tiny supercomputer that is capable of answering any question. (note tiny means it’s still the size of a small fridge. Takes a while to answer questions and will often give the response, “insufficient data for meaningful answer”. Progressbar can be sped up by feeding it more info. Whatever that may be. 99) The animator: A classic raygun, point and shoot at something you wish would move.
Note: Causes a low budget, yet highly stylized version of whatever you want to be animated on friend computer’s servers and displayed in front of you. Has enough battery power for 6 episodes of something called ova. [Note, anime is treason.] 100) The Blendotronix: Has a label on the side of it that states it can destroy nearly everything that’s placed into it. Has a touchscreen interface.
Note: has the most archaic and unusual interface imaginable and may require a high operation roll to turn on. Who’d have thought that using a blender would be so complicated. 101) The AntiAntagonizer : A raygun with several dials that can be used to instantly nullify an area, making it safe for troubleshooters.
Note: Apparently the most common injuries in alpha complex involve sharp corners, falling on one’s but, and accidentally touching live power outlets. Upon firing will “baby proof” the area to the point where an area becomes much less dangerous. Instantly summons a construction bot to accomplish this. 102) The Micro Terror Deathray: Deathray, not sure what it kills though. Seems to be specifically tuned for something.
Note: Instantly destroys/disintegrates plastics and microplastics for whatever it’s aimed at. Quite a few things in alpha complex are made of plastic. 103) The Taser Version 8k: Most powerful taser yet built by Q. It menaces with spikes and flashing arcs of electricity. Might be non lethal? Or non non lethal? Require no recharge time!
Note: Just a big neon sign transformer hooked up to a trigger. Also has no room for batteries so the taser has to be plugged into a 240v mains plug to work. 104) The Insta Army!: A highly modernized and tactically advantageous robotic army system. Hit the button to activate the system.
Note: these are now all over alpha complex due to their unique plug and play system.
Note: These are basically robotic GI joe’s or toy soldiers with army gear. Each is at most 12 inches tall, weapons are small but functional. AIs are somewhat intelligent and do not understand they are toys.
Note: these are controlled by a simple remote control, and more Insta army packs can be found scattered all over the alpha complex. Packs include vehicles, other soldiers, weapons, villians, and some secretive holographic ones. 105) The Fossilizer: A grenade that when activated, will begin to rapidly fossilize the area around it.
Note: It’s a little transmitter that tells friend computer to start pouring cement in that area. Friend computer can pour a lot of cement. 106) Radar Senses: A headset that gives highly accurate display readings/measurements whenever you're looking at anything.
Note: They look suspiciously like cat ears and anyone who’s caught wearing them will be accused of being a furry. 107) The 1 C Type Cannon: Massive shoulder and backpack mounted cannon able to dispense pain all while looking good.
Note the Onesy Cannon, like a Tshirt cannon but able to replace an entire outfit. On a hit, Will also paste an outfit onto the onesie or jumpsuit the target was wearing if need be. Note, small chance these outfits will have features beyond the user’s clearance level. 108) The yellow clearance Gun: Much better than an ordinary orange clearance gun.
Note: This is just a banana.
Link to Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yJUItp5ThhTJ-1SAgCFVE_oqECnisJBsiEFXnIiA_qE/edit?usp=sharing
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